She's Official

My mom's a HOG.

You read that right.

She's officially a member of the Harley Owner's Group.

But wait.

I guess that would just make her a HO - Harley Owner.

Whatever the case,

SHE'S OFFICIAL.

LEGIT.

ONE TOUGH CHICK.

Did I mention that she's also developed a bit of an attitude problem?

Because she has.

I kid.

Wear your helmet.

Even if you are "just in first gear in a school parking lot."

Or else.

Love, Me.