October 15, 2010

How to Master Your First Corn Maze in a Few Simple Steps

Step 1: Always use the buddy system


Step 2: Get placed in the corn maze and wonder what the heck is going on


Step 3:  Quickly realize you can use your climbing skills to your advantage.  Suddenly this maze isn't so much of a maze.


Step 4:  Make sure you train your cohort


Step 5:  From your new perch, survey your surroundings



Step Six:  JUMP!  To your desired location


Step Seven:  Run like a madman when you are finally free!


Easy Peasy.

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